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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself at the Gates (sorry!) of Heaven where St. Peter greets him.
"Well, Bill, I'm a little confused in this situation; I'm not sure where to send you. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home, yet you also created that ghastly Win95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case; I'm going to let you decide whether you want to go to Heaven or Hell."
Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"But - to speak in your terms - By opening the package you have irrefutably accepted our terms!"
Bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"
St. Peter: "I'll leave that up to you. - Where will you go today!"
"Okay Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of naked women running around, playing in the water, laughing, and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine", said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell", he told St. Peter.
"Fine", retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How do you like it so far?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the naked women playing in the water?"
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
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