Micro$oft Stinks!


Secret Micro$oft code!


Before the revolutionary windows we could write code to say "Hello world" i 1 line and with a use of memory about 100 bytes!

With win3 - 3.11 we could write code to say "Hello world" in 25 lines and the use of memory escalated to 45-65 kB om memory (depending on which objects you would use).

Win95 system let you do the same in 25 - 45 lines using a waste amount of strange objects using only the quadruple amount of memory.

Are the memory-dealers relatives to Bill Gates?

And the system crases at random because you donīt know the "sauce" that Micro$oft uses they donīt want other firms to be able to get it right on the first try!

Never buy a first version of a Micro$oft program - they use the buyers as Beta-testers, wait til at least version 1.1!


Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
Here are alternative slogans for the bloated OS:
  1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
  2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
  3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
  4. Microsoft gives you Windows - Linux give you the whole house.
  5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
  6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
  7. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
  8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
  9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
  10. My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
  11. Linux ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
  12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
  13. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
  14. Windows 2000 pro: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
  15. How do you want to crash today?
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Update/ Opdateret d. 10.4.2002